For us, the candidacy of John McCann has been a bag of laughs. So fond are we of poking fun at his haughty -- yet hapless -- way of stumbling forth, that a few of our contributors have seriously considered helping him in the primary. That's how much we will hate to see him go.
So here's the latest. Somewhere along the way, the McCann campaign procured a photograph that pictures "Stumbling John" and The Donald shaking hands. The President appears just a bit too animated, while McCann looks as if he just came from the shower and forgot to dry his hair. We don't know where the photo came from, or when, or even if it is real.
What leads us to question it is the McCann campaign's habit of changing the background to the photograph to suit their mood. Why anyone would take such an important campaign image and then screw with it is beyond us.
So what's next? McCann shaking Trump's hand in front of the Eiffel Tower? Or the two of them at the Great Pyramid of Giza? Maybe they will photo-shop them with lederhosen or sombreros? Or in Turkish towels, fresh from a sauna? There is no end to what the McCann campaign can do with this photograph... except bring back its original honesty, if indeed, it was there in the first place.
Yet another case of John McCann pissing down his own leg. Or perhaps it was his campaign that pissed on his leg? Either way, it left the candidate a bit... soggy.