Remember “The Day of the Jackal”? Yesterday was “The Day of the Ass Clown”.
It was the day that some national Republicans withdrew their support from a Republican candidate for Congress in New Jersey’s District Two, because four years ago that candidate reposted an article, that he claims came from an African-American Congressman, but that was linked back to a “white supremacist website.”
Okay, fair enough, but here’s the Ass Clown bit. The Congressional campaign of Democrat Jeff Van Drew, currently a state senator, chastised the national Republicans for waiting so long. Van Drew's chief-of-hand, Michael Muller, wondered what took the NRCC so long.
"It's been 29 days since the media first broke the story of Seth Grossman's hateful rhetoric," Muller said. "If the NRCC had done a cursory Google search, or even visited their chosen candidate's website or Facebook page, they'd know what most voters in South Jersey already know. Seth Grossman is unhinged and unfit for office."
Could it be that the handjob in question simply doesn’t understand the ways of cranky old Jewish guys? Hey, we’d be the first to admit that Seth Grossman is the kind of radically honest guy who doesn’t give a damn what he says or who he says it to. Yes, that is kind of the antithesis of those politicians – like Van Drew – who never leave an ass unkissed (but then screw them all over anyway).
But “unhinged and unfit”? That sounds like ageism to us. Just how old is this Michael Muller anyway?
Question #1 for the candidate (or the handjob, for that matter): “If cranky old Seth Grossman is “unhinged and unfit” then what is that newly minted Democrat nominee from New York, the lovely Ms. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-14). The self-described “millennial socialist” wants to abolish all border controls and border security – get rid of the ICE (Immigration & Customs Enforcement) and let the illegal narcotics, opioids, illegal firearms, human trafficking, and the sexual trafficking of children just flow across the border without a hitch.
Now Messrs. Van Drew and Hand… is what your fellow Democrat advocating “unhinged and unfit”?
Don’t ask us to down her… we think she’s cute as a button. And we can’t wait until she’s in your caucus. Heck, hand her a committee. It will be a blast!
Now for Question #2. Well, there’s no time like the present, and it has been some time, but we are wondering when Jeff Van Drew (aka “the dragon lizard”) will ever get around to condemning now former President Barack Obama for seeking out and attending sermons delivered by that notorious hater, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
Here are a few of the nicer quotes dropped by the man who the Democrat President called his “mentor”:
“Them Jews aren't going to let (Obama) talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he'll talk to me in five years when he's a lame duck, or in eight years when he's out of office. ...They will not let him talk to somebody who calls a spade what it is.”
“White folk done took this country. You're in their home, and they're gonna let you know it. You are not now, nor have you ever been, nor will you ever be a brother to white folk and if you do not realize that, you are in serious trouble.”
“The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. The government lied.”
“In the 21st century, white America got a wake-up call after 9/11/01. White America and the western world came to realize that people of color had not gone away, faded into the woodwork or just 'disappeared' as the Great White West kept on its merry way of ignoring black concerns.”
“(The United States) is the same as al-Qaeda, under a different color flag, calling on the name a different God to sanction and approve our murder and our mayhem!”
“No, no, no, not God bless America — God damn America!”
Well, nobody can say that the good Reverend isn’t direct. But still, as we are talking “unhinged” – would Senator Jeff Van Drew or his chief-of-hand care to call Reverend Jerimiah Wright… “unhinged”? Would they care to suggest that maybe President Barack Obama was “unfit” for having sought him out for his personal and religious counsel?
Senator Van Drew… balls? No balls? Which is it?